Oh. Bugger.

Numb bum

The scratches, wear and tear and general feelings of "Ooof, Jesus" are all dying down now, with the exception being gratuitously painful hips after lying down (this is really not on, I am complaining to the manager) and a numb patch on my right bum which is about the diameter of a grapefruit, and extends slightly over the coxyx area.

This has the effect of, every time I sit down, it feeling as if I have a large, flat stone wedged in to my jeans pocket. It also means the skin on the area feels unusual and rough, as if it's not quite mine. I'm told it'll take weeks for this epidural residue to wear off and so I'm hoping that's more like "Week".